Comedy | 30 minutes
8-11F, 3M | 11-14 Total
There’s an unusual theory that before being born, humans have ultimate knowledge of all things. Unfortunately, the birth trauma causes us to forget it all. With this odd premise in mind, Jackson, a young man about to be born, is treated to a preview of his life by a very special group of actors. Their intention is to help him stave off the various disasters he may face with women in his teen years and ultimately find “the girl”. As he encounters the “aggressive” girl, the “user” girl, the overly repressed “religious” girl, and others, he’s convinced he’ll never find “the girl”, when… Filled with outrageous, yet recognizable characters, this play is fast, funny, furious fun that high school students love. The 2002 production advanced to the VHSL Regional play competition. A revived production in 2007 advanced to the State competition.